Thursday, April 17, 2008

Only One?!

Well, I said I would answer all of your questions, but the only question was from feels like the night.  

To feels like the night-
We probably wont fly over you.  Sorry.  But were headed... somewhere else.  [cant say]

so... here are some comments from the flock!

 Hey guys. hows it going?  I hope you other mutants out there are all safe.  I really like you feels like the night.  keep in touch!  

fly on

Ely



Yo dudes!  whaz up?!?!  This is michael here!  im trying to talk jared into letting me post my OWN blogs.  not just small comments, but let me right the stories.  just keep watching!

Go All Mutants!!!

Michael



hey guys!  Max here!  Im so excited about righting on here!  I dont know what to say so i ll just have to say something TWICE as kool on my next post.  keep looking.  

MaX
PS:  feels like the night, i like the way you think.  keep posting some more comments.  i look forward to talking to you... even if it is only on line.  Keep posting!!


Well, G2g.  As Max said, keep on posting comments and I cant wait to talk to all of you again.  See ya!

Fly On!

PS:  I was gone a little longer then I expected.  I promise I'll be back soon.  Bye!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

OMG!!

Hey guys.  You've been asking me a lot of questions lately so on my next post I'll answer most of them.  
I might be over reacting, but that guy -------- said that he would kill us.  I don't know if its real or not, but I cant say where i am on my posts' anymore.  If he's a flyboy or something, I have to be really careful about what I say on  here.  And if he's some guy trying to scare us, well then he just ruined a perfectly good part of a blog.  

Anyways, these are some of your questions answered.

What did you guys do with the chickens???
- We ate them

Did you kill them or are you saving them to get more eggs?
- It would be a little hard to fly with live chickens on our backs.  

Did you take the chickens alive?
- Same answer to question above.

How did you get them out of there without waking anybody up?
DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!
- It wasn't too hard.  All we had to do was fly down and grab a chicken, then.. um... snap it's neck.  It isn't fun.  (sorry to all those chicken lovers out there.)

MY FRIENDS ARE GONE!  What should I do Jared Ride?
- Well... I honestly don't know.  I'll check out your blog and see if I can trace the source.  Thats all I can do.  Sorry.


Well, thats all I can say right now.  On my next post I'll answer any other questions you guys had.  (Please.. no more chicken questions.)  I wont be gone long, so keep checking my blog.   

Fly On!

Jared Ride

PS:  If your wondering what happened to me the last couple days, all I can say is that we flew over the rest of Ohio looking for the flock.  We didnt see them.  =(  (After this post I'll try not to say what state I'm in.)

Monday, April 7, 2008

Stop Yelling!!!

Hey! sorry I was gone so long. I haven't had any time to go one except to post a coment or two. I planned on writing yesterday, but it didnt happen. So, did you guys like the menu? I need to add a new breakfast special.
CHICKEN OMLET or RAT OMLET.
We robbed a guys chicken house thing. I bet the family was pretty shocked to find a chicken house with like.... 20 eggs missing. And about 5 chickens. If the person who we robbed is reading this, all I have to say is sorry about the chickens... and the eggs...... and the back of the house. (We kindda broke the little roof thing on the back porch. Danny landed on it.)
Well. Not much has happened scince my last post. We finished searching Nevada (Which was a complete waste of time) and then headed into Ohio. We've been here for the last 3 days lokkingfor the flock. So far we haven't had any luck. Sometimes when I'm getting really frustrated and can't stand being the leader, I dive straight towards a crowd and then pull up at the last second. The faces that people make are so funny!! Sometimes people will try to "duck and cover." It's not like there in the middle of an earthquake or anything. Just a giant mutant bird freak flying straight at them!!!!

Well. My flock and I have only been in about 10 different cities so we have a long way to go. I need to check the Maximum Ride web site and ask them where they are in Ohio.

So that baisiclly all thats happened. I know. This post is really boring but, it's all that's happened in the exciting world of Jared Ride.
Keep watching for my next post. I swear I will write ASAP. Well, G2g!

Fly On!
Jared Ride

PS: Joey- stop calling FeelsLikeTheNight an idiot and a moron okay. It might not be a good idea in your eyes, but just let her go if she wants okay! And the two of you need to stop fighting. If my blogs are just going to be used for fighting, then I'll stop writing them okay!?! you can talk, but just stop calling each other morons and idiots and bitches or whatever!!!! If you want to yell at each other, make a your own blog called "Fighting About Thing's Jared Ride Said." I'm not trying to be mean, just try to cut down on the names. Soemtimes the flock reads the comments. I might let them start posting their own stuff on here. Please. Don't fight.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

While I Was Gone

Hey guys. Im going to try to sum up everything that has happened the last two days.

When I finished the post about the flock members, I woke up everyonr else and we took off. We're still searching Navada but so far we haven't found anyone else. Anyways, once we were in the air, we searched the nearest town. (Some parts of Navada a really barren. It can get really boring flying over NOTHING!) Well we didnt find any other mutants there. However, Danny and Michael did discover that people in Navada aren't very welcoming to giant mutant bird things in the sky. Some old man started shooting at the two of them when they got to close to his house. It was pretty funny. Well now we know. We flew over the next 7 towns/ cities in about 4 hours. The younger kids were getting to tired so we ended up stopping a lot earlier then I had hoped we would. We ended up sleeping in an abandoned house thing out in the middle of now where. I dont even know what it was doing out there. We ate a small dinner and then the flock went to sleep. That is, he flock minus me and Melanie. I guess I wasnt the only one who was staying alert. We both knew that flyboys could jumpout at any second. Luckily, none did. It was kind of weird. relaxing, but weird. Normally flyboys are every where.

When the flock woke up, we did the same thing as the day before. Searched, ate slept. Still we found no other mutants. I was starting to think Navada was a good state. That is, until everything went up in flames. Seriously. The building, went up in flames. It caught fire and every thing started to burn. Everyone jump up and shot out their wings. I pointed towards the cieling and we all flew up and, amazingly, out the top. The building was so old that we broke through the roof like it was paper. When I looked down, I almost forgot to flap and lost a few feet. The old building was surrounded by flyboys. As one they looked up and took off after us. At the same time, we all turned and started flying for are lives. I knew that there was a town not to far away. If we could get into civilization, we might be safe. Soon enogh, lights started to pop up on the horizion. As soon as we reached the tows borders, we tucked in our wings and dropped like rocks. On the ground, we ran to the nearest house and ran inside. I didnt expect the family in that house to be very welcoming to us. I was totally right. A man pulled out a gun and pointed it straight at me. He started yelling and I told him that we had gone into the wrong house by accident. Right then, hell broke loose. The door crashed down and the windows exploded. Flyboys started streaming in like a river. The man started shooting at them which didnt do much good. Yea it stopped a couple of them, but the rest just threw the bodies aside. Suddenly, bullets started flying from all directions. I forgot the flyboys had guns. I grabbed the gun from the guys had and started shooting at the nearest flyboys. When on of them fell, Melanie picked up the gun and started fireing away. Man she looked hot! Anyway. Eventually we all had guns. We were sompletly surrounded and only had 6 kids and a scared family to help fight. The odds were against us.
I'll try to make the rest as short as possible.
We ran up the stairs and to the nearest window. When a flyboys jumped in front of the window, i shot it right in the eye. It fell to the ground and crumpled. One by one we jumped out the window and flew away. Behind us, the house exploded, taking a couple other houses with it. I looked over at Danny to see him slapping a high five with Michael. I would have to talk to them later. For the rest of the day no flyboys followed us. That night we slept on the floor in a cave. When we got back to civilization, i went online and typed this blog. I dont know when I'll post again so just keep your eyes open.

Fly On!

Jared Ride