Friday, August 1, 2008

Sorry... But this is the End.

this is a letter to all of the mutants out tHere who wEre heLPing jared and i. now, many of you know that jared was captUred and So i took over the flock. and for those of you who dont know what this is about, my name is melanie and i was a member of a flock that was created by jared ride. (read previous blogs.)
any ways, i've been searching for jared for moNths and I finally found him! but wE were found also. the entire flock is being held captiVe And i am alloweD to write one more blog. i Am sorry to say that this is the end, but it is. i have been told to say that if any of you come looking for us, you will be killed.
but lets think about happy things.
remember when danny landed on that guys roof in NEVADA?! that was pretty crazy!
oh well. im out of time so this is the end.
Fly On!
Melanie
Jared
Max
Danny
Ely

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

hey.  sorry i was gone so long.  i have not had any time to go on line.   most of you probably wont be one here again so this might be a useless waste of time.  feelsliekthenight, you said you would keep lokking for more info but i dont think youre going to be back on here so i guess im talking to nobody.  

well, if anyone does come on here, and you have any info on the whereabouts of jared, then ill be happy to listen to what you have to say. 

just to let you know, were in south dakota.  i dont care if itex reads this, I just want to find jared.  so itex, if you are looking at this, then all i have to say is that you better be ready.  cause im coming for you.  so you better prepare, because im not alone.

Melanie
-ps: feelslikethenight, if you are reading this, please tell my the itex website.  i need all the info i can get.

fly on!

Monday, May 5, 2008

hey. so you guys dont thin k organization x is behind this?
if it was itex, jared should be able to escape. hes good at coming up with a plan on the spot. If itex is behind behind this, then he should have been back by now. unless of course, they have a new type of fly boy thing. in that case, he might be in trouble. what if hes already dead? what if its too late? i cant help feeling that somethings wrong. i mean, besides the fact that jareds gone. i just have a feeling that hes in more trouble then ever.

lets get this straight:
Jareds gone
Organization X is fake
Itex?

you guys might be right. me and the flock will go check it out.

TO ALL THE OTHER MUTANTS OUT THERE:
If your reading this, we need your help. i need all the info you guys have on ITEX. post it on here and ill check up every day. THX!

Fly On!
Melanie and the Flock

Thursday, May 1, 2008

hey.  this is melanie.  jareds gone!  we were seperated and we havnt seen him since.  if you have any information that might help find him in any way, please tell us.  
Jared- if your reading this were in destination 823.  Sector 519.

If organization X has anything to do with this, then they are going to die.  
We will find him.

Fly On
Melanie 

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Only One?!

Well, I said I would answer all of your questions, but the only question was from feels like the night.  

To feels like the night-
We probably wont fly over you.  Sorry.  But were headed... somewhere else.  [cant say]

so... here are some comments from the flock!

 Hey guys. hows it going?  I hope you other mutants out there are all safe.  I really like you feels like the night.  keep in touch!  

fly on

Ely



Yo dudes!  whaz up?!?!  This is michael here!  im trying to talk jared into letting me post my OWN blogs.  not just small comments, but let me right the stories.  just keep watching!

Go All Mutants!!!

Michael



hey guys!  Max here!  Im so excited about righting on here!  I dont know what to say so i ll just have to say something TWICE as kool on my next post.  keep looking.  

MaX
PS:  feels like the night, i like the way you think.  keep posting some more comments.  i look forward to talking to you... even if it is only on line.  Keep posting!!


Well, G2g.  As Max said, keep on posting comments and I cant wait to talk to all of you again.  See ya!

Fly On!

PS:  I was gone a little longer then I expected.  I promise I'll be back soon.  Bye!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

OMG!!

Hey guys.  You've been asking me a lot of questions lately so on my next post I'll answer most of them.  
I might be over reacting, but that guy -------- said that he would kill us.  I don't know if its real or not, but I cant say where i am on my posts' anymore.  If he's a flyboy or something, I have to be really careful about what I say on  here.  And if he's some guy trying to scare us, well then he just ruined a perfectly good part of a blog.  

Anyways, these are some of your questions answered.

What did you guys do with the chickens???
- We ate them

Did you kill them or are you saving them to get more eggs?
- It would be a little hard to fly with live chickens on our backs.  

Did you take the chickens alive?
- Same answer to question above.

How did you get them out of there without waking anybody up?
DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!
- It wasn't too hard.  All we had to do was fly down and grab a chicken, then.. um... snap it's neck.  It isn't fun.  (sorry to all those chicken lovers out there.)

MY FRIENDS ARE GONE!  What should I do Jared Ride?
- Well... I honestly don't know.  I'll check out your blog and see if I can trace the source.  Thats all I can do.  Sorry.


Well, thats all I can say right now.  On my next post I'll answer any other questions you guys had.  (Please.. no more chicken questions.)  I wont be gone long, so keep checking my blog.   

Fly On!

Jared Ride

PS:  If your wondering what happened to me the last couple days, all I can say is that we flew over the rest of Ohio looking for the flock.  We didnt see them.  =(  (After this post I'll try not to say what state I'm in.)

Monday, April 7, 2008

Stop Yelling!!!

Hey! sorry I was gone so long. I haven't had any time to go one except to post a coment or two. I planned on writing yesterday, but it didnt happen. So, did you guys like the menu? I need to add a new breakfast special.
CHICKEN OMLET or RAT OMLET.
We robbed a guys chicken house thing. I bet the family was pretty shocked to find a chicken house with like.... 20 eggs missing. And about 5 chickens. If the person who we robbed is reading this, all I have to say is sorry about the chickens... and the eggs...... and the back of the house. (We kindda broke the little roof thing on the back porch. Danny landed on it.)
Well. Not much has happened scince my last post. We finished searching Nevada (Which was a complete waste of time) and then headed into Ohio. We've been here for the last 3 days lokkingfor the flock. So far we haven't had any luck. Sometimes when I'm getting really frustrated and can't stand being the leader, I dive straight towards a crowd and then pull up at the last second. The faces that people make are so funny!! Sometimes people will try to "duck and cover." It's not like there in the middle of an earthquake or anything. Just a giant mutant bird freak flying straight at them!!!!

Well. My flock and I have only been in about 10 different cities so we have a long way to go. I need to check the Maximum Ride web site and ask them where they are in Ohio.

So that baisiclly all thats happened. I know. This post is really boring but, it's all that's happened in the exciting world of Jared Ride.
Keep watching for my next post. I swear I will write ASAP. Well, G2g!

Fly On!
Jared Ride

PS: Joey- stop calling FeelsLikeTheNight an idiot and a moron okay. It might not be a good idea in your eyes, but just let her go if she wants okay! And the two of you need to stop fighting. If my blogs are just going to be used for fighting, then I'll stop writing them okay!?! you can talk, but just stop calling each other morons and idiots and bitches or whatever!!!! If you want to yell at each other, make a your own blog called "Fighting About Thing's Jared Ride Said." I'm not trying to be mean, just try to cut down on the names. Soemtimes the flock reads the comments. I might let them start posting their own stuff on here. Please. Don't fight.